irl date

4 all the long distance couples ORDER food call each-other TALK and watch a movie

John: I miss you
Emma: i miss you moreee
John: we should go on an irl date I miss your face

by rararubyyyy April 12, 2024

burner date

When you go on a throw-away date to cleanse your palette after a situationship or relationship ends and you want to get back out into the dating pool. A burner date is someone you have no intention of having a relationship with, but just need to get back on the dating circuit. AKA dip your toe in the water or smell coffee beans while testing out perfumes at Perfumeria circa 2003 at the mall.

She went on a burner date from Bumble after Jason ghosted her six weeks in.

by burnerdatesrus June 18, 2024

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.

Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024

Discouraged Dater

Someone who is currently not dating, who wants to date, but has not attempted to start dating for a long time because they gave up, believe nobody is suitable, or is mentally exhausted from unsuccessful attempts.

Person 1: Hey man, you haven't dated in a while, why don't you go out and find someone.
Person 2: Can't, finding someone is a lost cause
Person 1: Ah, I get it, you're a discouraged dater

by ManBehindTheDarkMask November 21, 2024

Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.

"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

Bruv date

A date between one and one’s partner, doing regular stuff you’d do with your mates with your partner. Such as pub and Guinness

Hey babe, wanna go on a bruv date?

by Najtopia January 13, 2025