Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.

"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"

by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016

cincinatti clam chowder

The mix of vaginal and seminal fluids that result when all the men in a gang bang ejaculate inside the woman in quick succession.

Not to be confused with a Cleveland Brown Chowder when the gang bangee (male or female) receives the man chowder anally.

Even though Ohio is landlocked, it's still a great place for some Cincinatti Clam Chowder.

by FlowerPuss October 10, 2016

Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.

"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"

by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

Clam Chowdah

The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.

I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.

by Lukeflytalker September 13, 2016

clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber September 6, 2016