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Chode Butter

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
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Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.
Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.
by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017
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chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")
person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!
by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019
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Chode

A chode is a short fat dick
Dude you see that drake he has a chode
by Podo August 11, 2018
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chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
by AlecDA April 12, 2019
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chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
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Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis
Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode
by TJPower June 13, 2024
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