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Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously
Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap
by Dmart891 June 23, 2018
mugGet the Chinese finger trapmug.

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Chinese Tennismug.

chinese dog

by jerry dow April 14, 2019
mugGet the chinese dogmug.

Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.
That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)
by Getbent1 December 26, 2011
mugGet the Chinese Dieticianmug.

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022
mugGet the chinese crayonsmug.

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Dog Paddlemug.

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