One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
by Drache September 8, 2003
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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
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Get the Captain Superchill mug."Wow, i am so glad that i had pleny of captain c's on hand for the marathon of sex i had with mia this weekend. A true miathon needs Capt. C's!"
by mia's friend September 2, 2007
Get the captain c mug.an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
by Samantha Rood November 19, 2007
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by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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