Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.

My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.

by angle3034 November 1, 2013

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

by JohnnyTheAmazing March 31, 2009

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011