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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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Big Comfy Couch

I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler
Big Comfy Couch - I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler than today.

Loonette and Molly and her dollies. I don’t remember how it goes…lol. I’m in my thirties.
by Death Menace September 19, 2023
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Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.
Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!
by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023
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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Clough

A small forest or Nature Preserve, thats seen lots of sexy time.

not many people go down to the clough because its muddy

Generally lots of secluded spots that are difficult to get to
Cloud: Hey Tifa you coming clough?

Tifa: Are we going for sexy time?
by Uzumaki Ashurii September 4, 2009
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caught

An adjective describing someone who is uncool or a loser. It is the opposite of the word sly, meaning cool or smooth.
Yo, that jerk is wicked caught, he just stole my girl!
by The Creator March 14, 2004
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cougher

a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.
Reporter: Sir, can you comment on the current situation in Nort Korea?

Gov' Person: *cough* *cough* umm *cough* sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.

Reporter: *whispers to guy next to him* hes a cougher i can tell.

hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?

geek who lives with mom: *cough* my name *cough* is Martin.

hot girl: thats cool, my names Candy.

geek: *cough* cool *cough*
by chillymiller October 14, 2006
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