1.a catholic priest
2.a minor that rapes people
3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors
2.a minor that rapes people
3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors
a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors
catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol
minor 1: No thanks
minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor
catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol
minor 1: No thanks
minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor
by I like cat September 21, 2023

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.
Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.
What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?
What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?
by Kiarr November 3, 2023

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.
girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao
boy: call her your friend child lmao
by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Person 1: That kid is so weird.
Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.
Person 1: What’s that mean?
Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.
Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.
Person 1: What’s that mean?
Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.
by DTrix16 October 28, 2023

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
