by habi123 November 1, 2021
Get the Hell Bluemug. The sadness one feels after a breakup. Usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). Characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one's appetite or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Girl 1: "Do you think Taylor Swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?"
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the breakup bluesmug. by random_person12345123459089 May 7, 2020
Get the yandere bluemug. That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.
by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014
Get the ex bluesmug. A person who votes for Democrats to extract money from taxpayers, in particular a moocher who strives to go through life without working or contributing to society.
by Nope-a-Dope January 13, 2019
Get the Blue Diggermug. by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019
Get the Blue Poomug. When someone gets you hyped to hang out and then they change their mind or disappear. Blue belled is the blue balls of friendship.
friend: "Hey want to hang out tonight?"
you: "yeah, what time?"
friend: no reply for hours
you: "oh man you just blue belled me"
you: "yeah, what time?"
friend: no reply for hours
you: "oh man you just blue belled me"
by thebaron24 January 28, 2012
Get the blue belledmug.