beer soup

The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.

Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.

"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"

Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"

by Kayne Wonderlust September 17, 2008

diesel beer

Hardcore beer for hardcore men. Never has the word light in the title

Hand me a diesel beer pledge, not your pussy light beer.

by Gmoney24 October 3, 2017

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

Beer Helmet

A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.

Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!

by TDGriot18 June 6, 2010

Beer Shank

The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante

"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"

by Certified Badman March 14, 2009

beer bog

When a loose poo is passed the following day after drinking a lot of alcohol, most notably beer. Often coinsides with a hangover.

Darren got drunk the night before and had a beer bog when he went to the loo this morning.

by MissKimmyCat January 15, 2016