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Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
Do you believe in baconism?
by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022
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Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.
After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.
by Riley Decko February 25, 2012
mugGet the Bacon Santorummug.

flip'n the bacon

To Jerk Off....
Dude...Did we just walk in on him flip'n the bacon?!
by pseudo_nym May 9, 2011
mugGet the flip'n the baconmug.

Bacon

Bacon is used in Liverpool to just take the piss ar of someone or put someone down also used to label peados
Eee lad look at him the fucking bacon
Ino lad he needs doin in man
by Lfcscouse78 April 25, 2019
mugGet the Baconmug.

Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
mugGet the Squeez Baconmug.

Bacon from discord

He’s a wild man who is great with knives ( if you see this it was me thales who made this)
My name is thales and I made this bacon from discord
by Ajaotwjwiahb97181!-86 September 4, 2020
mugGet the Bacon from discordmug.

Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.
Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!
by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021
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