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Breaking Dawn

The fourth and final installment of the hugely popular saga, Twilight. It is best know for lacking a decent, gripping plot that makes sense, and the creation of a mutant-vampire-baby-freak Renesmee.

A 12 step sum up of Breaking Dawn
1. Bella marries Edward in a sickeningly-sweet wedding.

2. They go on honeymoon and consummate their marriage (although re-reading is needed to understand that they actually did do it) using pillows and headboards.

3. Edward beats the shit out of Bella during the unmentioned act and vows not to do it again until she is a vampire (which, in all honestly, is really quiet sensible and realistic), but she then seduces him and they continue the unmentioned.

4. Bella becomes pregnant by mutant vampire sperm attacking her womb. Edward know this will hurt her and wants her to get rid of it (again, sensible), but Bella stupidly falls in love with the baby freak and will not allow it.

5. The pregnancy is dragged on through about 100 pages of boringness interspersed with gross vampire pregnancy-ness.

6. Bella FINALLY gives birth in a terrifying R rated movie way, which involved the baby exploding from her insides (think if the movie Alien), which breaking her bones, basically destroying her. Oh yeah, and Edward gives her a C-section with his teeth. Yum.

7. Jacob the werewolf imprints on the mutant baby. Poor Jacob.

8. Bella becomes a vampire and they all play happy family for about 200 VERY LONG pages.

9. The Volturi find out about the mutant baby Reneesme, uh-oh. Finally some action!

10. Preparations are made for the Volturi's arrival; you begin to feel slightly interested in the book, wondering who will die (hopefully the freak child).

11. The Volturi come, 100 pages of discussion and they leave. No fight, no (real) deaths. The suspense was for nothing. You begin to start the fire to burn the book.

12. They return to playing happy family. Insert book in fire.

Yeah, Breaking Dawn. The only thing it has broken is thousands of dedicated fans' souls. Thanks Meyer.
Fan 1: Did you read Breaking Dawn?
Fan 2: Yeah, I just finished it now.
Fan 1: Wanna come found to my house and burn it with me?
by behappy48 March 29, 2009
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Break The Internet

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
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Brewhan

A Brohan with a beer in his hand.
The Brewhan ran down the street, beer in hand, twirling his shirt above his head like a propeller.
by Jake Lutz January 21, 2007
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breakfinner

I'm going out to breakfinner. Do you want me to bring you back a doggie bag?
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Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.
Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "
by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010
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Brewp

1. A burp garnered solely by drinking brews. (beer) Most specifically long-necked Corona Extras.
Nicholas: I feel one coming.

James: One what?

Nicholas: A brewp. Too many long-necks.
by Ginsbot December 20, 2009
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breninger

mistakenly referred to as a type of sex toy, a breninger in actuality is a tall male usually having buzzed or curly hair, the latter often resembly that of pubic hair. A breninger is a life loving exzuberent person, often looking for a good time or a party. They love recreational drug use and have an annoyingly funny laugh. Breningers are often falsely accused of being under the influence during school hours.
steven: dogg Wheres the pary at?
Brody: Wow bro your sucha breninger
by tim bellowith March 25, 2010
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