Gun Boner
The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.
Gun Boner by IMIDesertEagle December 16, 2010
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R.I.P. my boner
An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
R.I.P. my boner by SmooveD March 13, 2011
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Hot Topic Boner
The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.
Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.
Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
Hot Topic Boner by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009
urinary boner
Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
urinary boner by Kutcher March 26, 2009
Lady Boner
Lady Boner by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018