Schrödinger's Blowjob 

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

Schrödinger's Blowjob by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

Sweet ring blowjob by anonymous February 14, 2025

Open Eyed Blowjob 

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.

Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."

Open Eyed Blowjob by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025

black mesa blowjob 

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

black mesa blowjob by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

The Bolivian Blowjob by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Al Dente Blowjob 

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

Al Dente Blowjob by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Best friend blowjob 

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

Best friend blowjob by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025