Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

Austin, TX

A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.

Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!

by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024

Austin

Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.

Austin’s is mine now<33

by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024

Austin

Austin, literally the first guy to love me for me and the last! He always has that dang hoodie on and that hat of his that makes me blush everytime. He either wears some heydudes or cowboy boots. He’s funniest guy I ever met always make me laugh when my stomach is hurting. His smile don’t even get me started that smile of his just makes my day.Wow your oughta meet a good cowboy like Austin. Me and Austin fell in love in the fall now fall is my favorite season! He’s has s mullet with soft brunette hair with brown eyes to finish it all. Remember if a loves you like Austin loves me might as well marry him already ladies!

Austin is mine now and ain’t going no where

by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024

austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.

1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024

Austin

Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans

“Austin, get off your iPad.”

by Sk1b November 29, 2024