Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

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Sack Attack

When one’s scrotum goes rogue

Sorry I couldn’t to the meeting today, I felt a sack attack coming on and decided not to risk it.

by medium_dipper December 7, 2021

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Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024

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Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

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Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021

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Lice Attack

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.

The lice attack on a fellow 7th grader started with one simple stinkbug. Tomorrow, it's an egg.

by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023

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