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alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.
Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!
by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018
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Alabama Nachos

When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip
So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.
by BBBcousin September 14, 2018
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Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.
"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"
by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018
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Alabama

Where real rednecks come from.
People say Tennessee is full of rednecks, but that’s not true. Alabama is where all the rednecks are.
by Ride like the wind June 22, 2019
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Alabama s’more

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
by shoelace June 24, 2019
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Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.
Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday
by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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