Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
by Syzergy Fury July 19, 2018
by SexBandit88 January 29, 2005
When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.
I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.
I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
by Loaves April 23, 2016
Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.
“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”
by Muyuna December 10, 2004
See also "friends with benefits." A further slang of the aforementioned slang.
The mutual attraction between two friends that is acted on in a purely sexual manner. The individuals do not consider themselves to be bound by the constraints of a "relationship." They are merely friends in all aspects except for the added bedroom "benefits."
Alternately, a committed pair who officially "break up," though continue their sexual relationship.
The mutual attraction between two friends that is acted on in a purely sexual manner. The individuals do not consider themselves to be bound by the constraints of a "relationship." They are merely friends in all aspects except for the added bedroom "benefits."
Alternately, a committed pair who officially "break up," though continue their sexual relationship.
a Joe and Mary were in a dating "dry spell" and decided to become friends with bens for awhile.
b Although Joe and Mary broke up two months ago, they still have a lot of sleepovers. Must be a friends with bens situation.
b Although Joe and Mary broke up two months ago, they still have a lot of sleepovers. Must be a friends with bens situation.
by Anonymous Individual February 15, 2006
A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
by Age Capo February 15, 2007
I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.
by sokirk September 29, 2011