nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 November 26, 2015

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Wank Dungeon

One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum

Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon

by alwp3387 March 02, 2012

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Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok February 03, 2012

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Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 02, 2015

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Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

by MR_Sir March 09, 2018

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