vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

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bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017

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spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

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british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken

"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"

by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017

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A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

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