Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

by I can't see why March 19, 2020

Noah Patterson

Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too

Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny

by Foreskin Firefighter March 20, 2020

noah

fattest asain he is fat

hey noah you ARE Fat you asain

by somerandomguy8===D June 2, 2020

Noah

He is a fun loving person who loves music,family and friends but holy fuck buddy gets played like a motherfucker straight up as soon as he thinks he found the one he does something to fuck it up imma leave it at that (p.s. buddy’s gotta python)

Random person: holy fuck look at that poor bastard Noah got played again

by Nojowell June 4, 2020

Noah Schnapp

He’s a very cute boy! Everyone needs him! I ship him with the girl that wrote this. Carolyne

Noah Schnapp is my baby.

by LovelyXBabe June 6, 2020

Noah

A 11-19 year old.

Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.

She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.

You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.

Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?

We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!

by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020

Noah

Generally a simp and most ugliest person

Hey look watta Supruise noahs being a simp

by AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA June 9, 2020