Nathan

Someone who is clueless in math, physics, chemistry and biology but literally dominates in history, geography, philosophy, economics and politics. It is always a plus to have a Nathan on your side. To keep a Nathan happy, all you need to do is feed him tacos. If you need weird but great innovations, offer your Nathan a blunt. And if you want to transform him into a clown, put vodka in his coffee.

Did you see that High Nathan Idea? It could change the world!
Oh not again! Nathan thinks he's in a circus, take away his vodka!

by bringbackbob May 28, 2020

sloppy Nathan

When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with

Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.

by TimmyKelso December 7, 2022

nathan

big dick, charming smile, rather get lethal injected than fight.

aye yo, Nathan's dick so huge I heard it wiped out a tsunami

by number5000 February 19, 2021

Nathan

Type of dude to dick down your dad and won’t care if you watch or not

Me: I’m throwing a family and friends BBQ, wanna come?
You: As long as I get to Nathan somebody’s dad
Me: wtf

by Shomesh June 10, 2018

Nathan

A term used to describe someone or something that is so unbelievably gay and cringe, that you have no words to describe it.

Person 1: "Look at that parade, are they holding rainbow flags?"
Person 2: "Oh my god, NATHAN!!"
Person 1: "I know, right?! Never seen something so Nathan in my entire life!"
Person 2: "Suicide pact?"
Person 1: "Suicide pact."

by MadLadAnakie March 2, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is the best person you could ever meet. They are so handsome sexy. If you get a Nathan dont let them go

Nathan give me some dick

by Huhuhuuu November 22, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is another word for a virgin

I’ve never had sex I’m such a nathan

by Siddy b February 4, 2020