milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 20, 2011

milk job

Using breast milk for lubrication and nutrition during oral sex

Your mom always had a milk job after you where born

by dick smart September 26, 2016

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 18, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime

Chocolate Milk

by Jeff5362874 October 07, 2020

milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 23, 2020

Milk Duster

A goatee which is long enough to touch the top of milk in a glass.

Hey! nice milk duster.

by TheMilkDusters October 08, 2009