j-po

Jackson Police Department

"Oh shit, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we're out"

by i constantly use the 'word' pssh August 23, 2003

Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

by skijsallround February 1, 2010

J-Pew

Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.

person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR

by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011

J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

ray j

A very sucessful man who is both a singer and actor, Brandy's brother, and is on numerous t.v. shows and radio stations and pretty much all over the place in my view, but then again, I am a big fan of his...

DAMN!! Did you catch Ray J on t.v. last night? And what about his songs, I mean, those are amazing!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

J crust

The polite term for jesus christ

Oh J crust I failed my class

by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

J-Mo

Comes from the Latin words "Magnus Dorkcaus." Today it can commonly be translated to Big Dork, The Accounting Steve Erkel, or Mr. Pocket Protector. J-Mo can also refer to one who supports cheaters, commonly from the New England area, or the leader of the "I have a man crush on Tom Brady and Bill Belichick."

Mommy I want to be like J-Mo. I want to love the Patriots and qoute FASB's in my dreams.

by magic sticks March 6, 2008