Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 02, 2022
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frat home

A dirty college campus fraternity that actives consider clean
Babe we arent going to a frat house. Its a frat home
by Dildoshwaggins September 25, 2023
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tweet more shorb photos
squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos
by sailorlily May 24, 2021
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Let's say you are at home chilling then you see one of your triggers and have a panic attack , you would feel homesick and want to go home even if you're at home.
- I wanna go home I wanna go home please I wanna go home
-do you Want to go home when u r already at home bro? It's alright calm down it's gonna be fine.
by Mxchabuns June 01, 2021
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take someone home with ya?..

when there is more than enough roman noodles to go around, and you've got plenty.
Hey Margery! Why dont you take someone home with ya?..
by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
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Go home comrade.

A way to respond to the comment section to a person who appears to be a Russian troll seeing division.
TotallyAnAmerican: Look at the picture; it’s all Hispanic protesting.
This is what we (democrats) get for supporting immigrants, Spanish language and DEI?

AnActualAmericanDemocrat: Go home comrade.
by Lizard DC June 04, 2023
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