I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

I

I miss YOU!
Tears I try not to make…
Think about cake…
We could share a piece or two❤️

I love YOU!

by a dream and 💔 May 18, 2024

E-I-E-I-O

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.

Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!

by programmin May 18, 2024

I Laughed

Self-explanatory phrase. Used when you describe a time you laughed. Given the way it is phrased, it could be sarcastic to describe a situation where you weren't laughing.

I Laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. But I wasn't really laughing. I was crying with a smile so nobody else would be hurt. I don't need help. Just a real laugh.

by MrDrEdward May 20, 2024

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024