jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out

Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

by lebron jameees April 29, 2019

The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s)

The Weasleys are a squad of four girls, four lucky girls to have each other’s. LA, KD, RN and RA.

Girl1: Look! Those r the Weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s).
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!

by RA Weasley April 30, 2019

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 4, 2019

Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!

So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley

by Moneyseller44 May 7, 2019

My nigga

The type of words you say to a black man. Also Jackie Chan’s favorite line in his entire movie career.

YO what’z Up my nigga mustyboylol

by Homomaster69 May 10, 2019