shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016

Shit Shot

Any online image where the quality of that image is just awful. Amateur hour.

That image he downloaded is a complete Shit Shot. You can barely see it , it's so bad.

by Jason GG Ivanchuk October 10, 2016

Shit

•Something that comes out of you
• A cuss word

Dookie, doodoo, shit.

by Me the urbin dick October 6, 2016

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016

Shit scare

When you get scared so Badly you poo poo in your pants.

"James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."

by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016