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Cognitive IED

An Improvised Epistemic Device, A linguistic trap that detonates in discourse disrupting rational flow.
That asshole, keeps dropping Cognitive IEDs, designed to put me off track, gets my thinking all over the place, and force my argumensts into a completely different direction.
by BudgieMuscle1 August 25, 2025
mugGet the Cognitive IEDmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I generated Thirty Five back smackers.mug.

I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more
by hj69 March 27, 2021
mugGet the I dove youmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

george i

he's pretty smart once you talk to him but he only talks in german. no english is to be expected and he looks like a small looking turnip. he's trying his hardest dw. to be annoying <33
"Oh do you know about George I? Yeah the one they plucked from Germany cause he was protestant to become king of great britain."
by sam with an y November 28, 2021
mugGet the george imug.

I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?
I hate you, but I actually don't
by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024
mugGet the I hate youmug.

I

Are you sad?
If so, why?
Is there anything I can do?

My heart is yours…
Always…
No matter what!!!!
I mean it when I say ….
I love YOU!!!
mugGet the Imug.

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