I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel

Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

by Pixeyfr May 5, 2024

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Naima I

The word is a synonym for Fortnite henchman. they can be very dumb and aggresive for no reason. they like to come and grab your nutsack for no reason. Sometimes if you treat your Naima well they can give your present in a form of a dance. they exists in many different names and forms.

Oh, shit there i a Naima!
Help the Naima I, downed me.
Go the Naima's are coming.

by Tinesugeminpikk May 8, 2024

I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

If someone calls you out for saying a swear word this is what you respond with LOL

Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024

I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

When someone calls you a name, the response

Oh...you called me a fuck...well...when I said hello I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024

I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

C/I

C/I means Close Individual and is used in texts(mostly online) to write the world quickly.

I was with a C/I of mine
She was with a C/I of hers

by ARGHHHGIVEMETHISNAMEOMGIAMGOIN May 11, 2024