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Hi Bitch!
by vvs go retarded May 29, 2021
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Bitch

When a white honky fat boy fucks a black girl and nuts on her face and it makes the form of a white snow man then she licks it up and spits it in your ass
Brian- “omg did you here I let Bailey bitch all in me last night
Coltan- “wtf is wrong with you
by Ehheehehdudhdh February 7, 2022
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Baddest bitch

If you look up baddest bitch, it’s Celina.
by Bwack February 27, 2022
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Bitch

Beautiful 🤩
Intelligent 🤓
Talented 😁
Cute 🥰

Hot 🥵
Mean bully; You know what you are, you lame dork? A bitch. Nothing more than a slutty bitch.
Bullied girl; Omg! Thank you sooo much! Can I give you a hug, that is so sweet. Thanks!
Mean bully; What the heck?

Bullied girl *gives a hug.*
Mean bully: Wait...

Bullied girl: Oh you didn’t know? Bitch now means beautiful, intelligent, talented, cute and hot. Have a great day, you silly bitch!
by HarryPotterBuffy March 10, 2022
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Depop Bitch

Someone who buys out everything slightly cute in thrift stores and sells them on depop for 10x the price.
Aaliyah: Why is that girl buying all the baby clothes?
Sarah: Cause she’s a depop bitch
by y iaco August 13, 2021
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Bitch

Wow you’re name is jimmy you must be a bitch
by Poop scratched May 20, 2020
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