I love you

The words I wish he said to me, "I love you."
The words I needed when I was at my worst, "I love you."
The words everyone needs, "I love you (insert name)."

I love you means, 1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
Similar:
deep affection
fondness
tenderness
warmth
attachment

by urfavpali May 20, 2022

I Write Sins Not Tradegies

A song by Panic! At The Disco off of the album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
The Chorus of I Write Sins Not Tradegies

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

by helloworld:)) October 1, 2023

I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER

This means you are in a cult that worships Zepran, but also that who believe in rightful justice.

"I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER TO STRIKE DOWN MY FOES!" John screamed.

by burito1 May 17, 2022

I

Sad I sometimes get…
I even start to fret.
But my love for you…
I will always do…
No matter if I may be blue…

Nothing…
Will change …
My love 4u!!!!
I truly love you!!!

Never quit…
Will this love…
4u!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 24, 2024

to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008