fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

how to make your dick big

If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis

how to make your dick big is for chumps

by jbsduhdsuv February 5, 2017

Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.

On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?

by AK862 February 22, 2011

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019

Vinnie has a massive dick piercing

Vinnie is a beautiful man that likes to pierce body,especially is penis. His dick rangers from around 20 to 30 inches. He is a force to be reckoned with.

Wow, look at that!!!! Vinnie has a massive dick piercing.

by Vinnie is sometelse August 14, 2021

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014

let me suck yo dick

To give a guy oral sex
To desire to give a guy oral sex

To place your mouth on a guy's genital area

Him: Wassup what you tryna do
Me: (texts) let me suck yo dick

by BestHeadGiver1 June 23, 2021