shit fuck

shit fuck

you little shit fuck

by Wizador January 12, 2023

no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

Shit prep

Shit prep: is the meaning where you need a shit really bad because if you don't you will have PTSD and anxiety of shitting in night clubs because most toilets are not toilets it's walls we piss on

GUY1: Man needs a shit ya know...

GUY2: you should of SHIT PREP before we went out ya wasteman

by KyShite March 11, 2023

Shit Baby

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019