lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 09, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Ima Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

bust you down the curb

"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans

Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"

by Cubow June 02, 2022

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like

Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”

by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 29, 2024