crumble fuck fest

A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.

If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"

by Kyle Roberts April 30, 2008

A BRO WHO IS FUCKED

IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT

Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS

Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*

Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST

Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked

by Amelia h da cool May 29, 2018

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008

because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.

"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"

by KenM May 19, 2015

Semi-Fuck Face

See Quazi-Fuck Face

by Dave T October 31, 2003

April fuck day.

This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.

: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.

by Culman Menasha May 7, 2011

Bumble Fuck Prep

A generic location which produces Bumble Fucks (A person who displays complete incompetency). A commen phrase for high schools in the middle of nowhere.

#1: Where's that asshole go to school?
#2: Probably Bumble Fuck Prep

by Mr. Rags April 6, 2006