Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!
by Bilgerat984 January 07, 2019
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by Cadio!! May 02, 2022
A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself
by Globalwarmingyay May 19, 2017
When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.
I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.
by Siniscarr January 26, 2016
When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.
“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
The act of filling a small bag with feces (human or animal) and proceeding to throw it into a crowd of people or a single individual
by Negroidian420 December 28, 2018