shit test

in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.

an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")

aka: stress test, personality test

ha, you fell for my shit test, bye!

by milahu December 8, 2025

biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.

I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017

fucking asshole shit

The sentence that comes to one's mind when he or she see someone fucking hot.

Fucking asshole shit ! Pietro Boselli is god damn hot.

by supersexycherry November 26, 2017

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Cracked on high shit

when someone who is shit at english tries saying that someone is on crack and is high as shit at the same time

Yo bro you know David? Yea he's always cracked on high shit.

by kornerstore April 10, 2024

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

by BillionBro October 15, 2023

shit-heel

Something or someone you find aggravating.

My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.

by Joy4no! December 31, 2020