When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021

When you see her you will know she is one of a kind like that shiny silver dollar at the ban that you wish you had she is always indoors so if you catch a Tish I Wish out stop her and tell her how you feel because she will appreciate her and she likes Starbucks coffee
When I ordered a Carmel Macchiato at star buck a Tish I Wish said in a soft voice I like that kind a coffee and I gave it to her
by Shaman Cortez Shinibi June 7, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.
by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.
Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2023
