You took my loot

You took my lewt!!! When some one steals ur loot in any game that u worked hard on

I was upset that you took my loot!!!after I got the kill

by Greenbeanfiend November 28, 2018

Nurture my skin

When you try and calm yourself after sex.

I need to nurture my skin, I was pounded.

by Goatku November 29, 2018

Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse

Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

by MASTER5 ^%^ December 6, 2018

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

Chips my Nips

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance

Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”

by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018