on my ankles

A phrase used by people of the broke variety. When someone is "on my ankles", this generally means they are bad with their money and are unable to accompany you and various other friends in your hoodrat shenanigans. Often times used by minorities but the phrase is universal. Anyone can be on their ankles at any given point in time.

Professor: Hey would you like to grab a beer after the exam on Tuesday?

Student: I would but I'm on my ankles right now.

Professor: What's up with all you college students being broke all the time?

Student: Really nigga?

by ProfessorFinesser7 November 12, 2018

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

litty in my cribby

When your house is very fun and just lit in general

“Woah bro it was litty in my cribby”

by New.Words November 21, 2018