I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???

i had sex with Nathans moms

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JSOe ROble SWill CLap YOu Senseleely<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JSOe ROble SWill CLap YOu Senseleely<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JSOe ROble SWill CLap YOu Senseleely<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

I

I miss the days

Back and forth we would write…
Numbers we sent…
Messages we exchanged…

Slow I would walk…
Hoping you I would see…
Chasing you down the street…
Yep… I did that lol…
At least I had a fish:)

Okay… maybe a little nuts.
It is YOU!!!
This love…
I have for YOU!

Makes me write…
Every night…
So many worries feed my fears…
Your voice I wish I could hear…
Telling me fear nothing my dear….
That would dry my tears….

No matter a three…
Or no beep…
Or your eyes I don’t see…
You will always be the only love for me!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 2, 2024

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would've Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021