Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Aw shit

What kind of shit did you get yourself into this time

Aw shit that sucks

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 October 14, 2018

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022