Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole
1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)
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Get the Tool mug.a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.
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Get the tool mug.A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
Get the Tool mug.A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
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Get the Tool mug.The act of delaying or postponing tasks by focusing on setting up new tools, software, or systems, often under the belief that these will enhance productivity. However, this behavior typically results in further procrastination and avoidance of the actual work that needs to be done.
I spent the entire afternoon organizing my new project management app instead of actually working on the project. Classic toolcrastination!
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