salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

Salty

Once used to describe one's bitter and negative attitude in generally a game environment, now an overused insult targeted at anyone who is disliked by generally agitated individuals who use it to feel Superior .

Guy1: Ah damn! We could have won that if we tried :P
Guy2: Nah, you're just a salty noob. Stay mad kid.

by Xefolyn February 13, 2017

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

salty

When you smash your controller on the table when you lose a game, a league player is another exampel. When you rage so much that the house blows up. ALLAHUA AKBAR

FUCK SHIT; THIS GAME SHIT FUCK SALTY SHIT

by Lildevel January 4, 2017

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016

Salty

1. A person that won’t forgive you for days

2. A person that makes a big deal out of everything.
3. A small asshole or cunt
4. Stingy as fuck

Fuck Charlie is so salty he won’t give me my ten dollars because I won’t tell him a secret.
Amari is so salty she threw a fit when I made a small joke.

by The cuck tickeler May 19, 2018