Boyfriends.

A dogshit webtoon comic for fujoshis that fetishizes mlm

In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.

Hailey: Hey! Have you read Boyfriends. Webtoon? It’s amazing you should read it!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!

by Fuzik Void February 28, 2022

Boyfriend

a Man, who will cherish you. He would wake up in the middle of the night if you asked for cuddles. He'd let you sleep in his chest while he plays with your hair. If anything happens to you, he will protect you. He will do everything in his power to make you happy. If he doesn't care about your happiness, he isn't a good boyfriend.

Me: Boyfriends are the best, Mine is so amazing!

by That One Tae Girl April 26, 2022

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.

Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)

by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025

boyfriend

A boyfriend is a male who you have the temptation to give your heart to. A male who makes you feel like your at the top of the world even if you feel like you’ve hit rock bottom. A boy who you would do anything for and don’t want anything in return. Somebody that can cheer you up even when your not in the mood to be happy. Even in the darkest times, they will stay by your side, kiss your lips, and caress each and every scar you have. Somebody you feel like is more important than everybody else, that one person you feel you can share everything with. That certain person you feel complete with.

My boyfriend is the sweetest person I’ve ever met.

by annoyingbrunette November 22, 2019

Boyfriend

A 19-year-old kid with naturally blue hair that rap-battles demons for a living.

Beep bop! -Boyfriend 2020

by Luna The Weirdo February 19, 2022

One night boyfriend

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.

My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again

by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019