A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
Get the Bed Butter mug.A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013
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by basedmeant December 18, 2024
Get the Bed Yoga mug.The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."
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"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
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"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
Get the Waxing the bed mug.Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.
by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024
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by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
Get the bed mug.by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022
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