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The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.
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A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.

It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.

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