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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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devious lick

a devious lick is when you steal school property from usually that bathrooms and then put it in your backpack and take it home. most commonly soap dispensers and air hand dryers. some people even take the doors off the stalls.
Person 1: BRO WE JUSTT HIT THE ABSOLUTE MOST DEVIOUS LICK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK
by imacowgaming September 13, 2021
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Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.
Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.
by bumbleflower September 20, 2024
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Devious Lick

Stealing something that most people find impossible to steal usually in a school setting.
Bro Jathan just hit the most devious lick he stole an exit sign by the fire exit !
by Weird<Squishy>Lump September 17, 2021
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Devious lick

The "devious lick" derives from a new meme trend on Tiktok, often captioned under videos that showcase a stolen item from school. In slang terms, to ‘hit a lick’ is to gain something of value in a short amount of time.
"Only one month into school and I already got a devious lick"

"Second week of school and I already hit the most diabolical lick"
by Ymir777 September 10, 2021
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Lick the elbow

A common expression used to describe an achievement or performance previously thought to be impossible (or at least highly improbable).
At the 2014 Winter Olympics, Shaun White really tried to lick the elbow by going for his third straight halfpipe gold medal, but was unsuccessful.
by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015
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Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop
I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss
by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019
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