Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
by ol blue September 21, 2015
by op man July 16, 2018
by Watchus34 May 26, 2020
Noun:
1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.
A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.
2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.
A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.
2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun
1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"
2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"
2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo February 24, 2014
When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
by UncleHappy December 02, 2009
The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.
Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
by Auriman April 03, 2018
by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019