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smoking the drapes 

a figure of speech for smoking pot
If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.
smoking the drapes by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

Darken the doorstep 

To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.
Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"

Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."
Darken the doorstep by hteb78 November 16, 2017

got the dibs on the tibs 

The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.
Don't worry, bro, I got this, I got the dibs on the tibs.

let me beat the dunnies down 

Feeding the dog 

Taking care of business, usually at home.
Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..