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Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.
"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC
by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016
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Clam Broth

Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.
No one at the wedding was pleased that Donna served her clam broth to all the sick kids.
by Ranchman January 17, 2017
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
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clam slide

He backflipped into the clam slide!
by pimpmastaporn May 4, 2009
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clam-cheetah

A fast, loose or easy woman; willing and able to take on more than one partner in an evening. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. Most activities tend to be immortalized in gossip amongst witnesses and third parties. To the unknowing, this term can and often leaves the ignorant wondering; "does it mean what I think that means"?
The pool party was most remembered by the selfies and that Clam-Cheetah we found at the bar, who seems to have photo bombed just about every vacation photo of our first night in Maui.
by BabyViking January 19, 2017
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Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.
Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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